I'm A Classic

I'm a classic model, not the new slim and sleek edition

I'm one of a kind, ever so rare, limited edition

I got mad skills in the bedroom and the kitchen

You can try to find one like me, but the amenities you will be missin'

My equipment is all stock,fuck your 22's this ass sits on a 45

The good ole curvy model, not the boxy look all square-assed in the back

You wanna trade me in for a "better-lookin" one but I bet you'll wanna buy me right back

I'm a classic woman, lady in the streets and a supa-freak in the sheets

I cook home-made meals, close business deals and my lips tase oh so sweet.

I make plates, fix drinks, do the shoppin and clean the dishes in the sink

I wash your socks and draws and do some amazing things with these talented jaws

I open doors, explore new things and give you every type of pleasure

That new model just has nice ads but there is no hidden treasure.

So let my top down and gas me up, I'll take you all the way on one tank

I hold your food and when you spin this around I never spill your drank

I'm so classic, you better stick around and maintain what works

Or go ahead and get that new model and miss out on all these classic perks